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Kiss of Fire - Can't believe I even made it so far...

Kiss of Fire (Imdalind #1) - Rebecca Ethington

DNF at 75 %. This review contains spoilers.

Ever ate too much candy? Ya know, when you eat so much you get sick from it but can't make yourself stop from eating more? Yea, this book = that.

Interesting paranormal concept. Somewhat original and I applaud the author for that. Sadly, not strong enough to make me wanna stick around.

The 'heroine' is beyond annoying - whiny, weak, immature, pathetic, TSTL. I don't need my heroines to be kickass right away, they can grow into that role, but there is only so much lack of strength I can take. Who the fuck wants to read about a girl that hides in a corner when she's about to die? Honestly, I get that some go defensive instead of offensive, but there's still a difference between fish in a barrel and a cornered tiger. FYI, giving heroines superpowers just because they lack even the smallest survival instinct, is ridiculous.
Not only is she TSTL, but also TSTD, because then I wouldn't have to read on and on and on about her never ending helplessness and pain and blablablablabla.

The plot is draaaaaawwwwwn out. The first 1/3 of the book creeps along and nothing interesting ever happens.
I can't even be bothered to list all the things that made me wanna headbang the wall over and over again.

Further treats:
- Her best friend Ryland gifts her with presents worth several thousand dollars, because you know he can. She has NO problem taking them. Not one thought is wasted.
- She FIGURES OUT NOTHING by herself. She gets hid over the head with a gazillion clues. But instead of using a few braincells on finding out what the fuck is going in she's more like: 'Nah, why leave the easy road of complete and utter ignorance and stupidity.'
- Again, she questions NOTHING. Hint: Jumping on Rylands back scene. TSTL.
- Ryland is super uber overprotective; starts carrying her around when she has a small scratch. AND SHE LET'S HIM.
- She meets Ilyan. Thinks he's somewhat hot but knows he's about 10 years older than her and she thinks that's gross. Then she gets to know he's centuries older. Book 2 (blurb): He becomes her love interest. Duh.
- Love triangle. Nough said.

YA doesn't mean maturity is a taboo topic. But this book almost feels like it.
Teens might like this book. I might have a few years back. But I am adult enough now not to squeal over somewhat not unattractive males and/or anything potentially romantic.

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The Vampire Lestat - Anne Rice Correcting a life sin: Buddy read with Angela, Cory and JennyJen. (1st October)
Sloppy Firsts - Megan McCafferty I desperate want to review this book. I write my thoughts down in my head, yet when I want to type them out, I cannot help but end up empty handed. Hence, I will state it simply, with few words - yet the only ones that matter: I loved this book.
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Grave Memory - Kalayna Price I HATE THIS BOOK. I HATE IT. HATE IT. HATE IT.Yesterday, I was a stupid girl. Unexpectedly, I had to babysit. In the middle of my Darkfever reread. Annoyed I got up, and went to sit small monsters. Dumb as I am, I forgot my book at home. It will be fine, the voices in my head said, you can buy Grave Memory on your phone and read it instead. Yea. I should now better than to listen to myself. (Spoilers. Ahead.)BOTH Death and Falin declare their undying love to Alexis.She doesn't proclaim any deep feelings to either.Death and Alexis FINALLY get together for an unforgettable night.PLUS they decide on being together.THE NEXT DAY, fucking Falin moves into Alexis appartment.AND SHE DOESNT FUCKING THROW HIM OUT.FUCK YOU, Alexis.
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River Marked (Mercy Thompson)

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Blood Warrior (The Alexa Montgomery Saga, #1) - H.D. Gordon For me this was absolutely painful. I really wanted to like this, and even more so I really wanted to finish this book, but I literally had to force myself to pick it up again and to continue for more than one or two pages. (Note that I started this book three weeks ago. That is so unusual for me. I normally devour books in 1-2 days.)I didn't enjoy the plot. Everything was so predictable to me. More often than not I had those "yep, I called it" moments... Plus this was like... SO BORING. The characters were just as annoying. I almost threw up all over my tablet when the swooning over our heroine started. Authors, PLEASE, flaws are LIKEABLE. What frustrated me the most tho, was the writing. Not so much the typos, I normally can live through that, but it was SO DAMN SLOPPY. There's really no better way to say it. I simply could not enjoy anything because I hated the protagonists voice so much. Generally, I can get used to a heroine. But I simply wanted to shoot her. Or me. Really, I thought it was painful. HAVING SAID THAT, I don't want to insult the authors work. I know, my response was very negative but I honestly do believe it can be great for others. It simply wasn't my cup of tea.

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